he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he fucked my hip out of place.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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