are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
