He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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