a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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