I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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