I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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