Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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You. Win. At. Life.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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