If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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