we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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