Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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