he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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