So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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