im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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