My brain says no but my pants say off.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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