Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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