We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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