It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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