We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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