Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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