I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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