This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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