Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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