Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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