Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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