I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Shame is for Republicans.
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