I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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