Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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