Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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