Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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