Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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