Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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