i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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