O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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