What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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