She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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