Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize