before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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