I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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