Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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