I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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