It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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