Dual....:-)
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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