Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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