so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school