Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
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Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha