Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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