Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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