chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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