in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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