Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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