God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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