when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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