I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize
