Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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