wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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