so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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